Monday, November 16, 2009

Dear Sewing Mojo,

Please come back.
I miss you terribly.
I know that I haven't been completely faithful lately. But, really, my fling with Digiscrapping is just that, a fling. It doesn't mean anything.
I'm sure it will pass, just like all the others: ceramics, oil painting, cross-stitch, and that ugly and humiliating incident with plasterware.
You, Sewing, are my first and truest love. You know that, don't you???
Why are you being so mean? Staying away for so long. Taunting me with other blogs.
Do you get pleasure watching me suffer with poor pattern choices, awful fabrics, crooked zippers, and all the rest of this present ugliness???
Remember to good times we had? Oh, that dress in high school with the strawberries, the one that fit so beautifully...
Or, the matching sailor shirts for the boys; gosh, they were so cute!
The little outfits for Rachel, all pink and pretty.
I could go on and on, recalling all the wonderful times we've had together. There's been nothing else like you and I am begging, please come back.
Please.
It'll be different this time, I promise.

2 comments:

Lissa said...

You are funny like salsa is hot. It starts with a chuckle. Then I think about it a little more - start laughing and before I know it I have tears in my eyes.
It's all so familiar!
Dear Barbara, for fun, check out the free patterns at One Red Robin. This lady has a wonderful ssnse of style (they aren't clothing patterns but maybe mojo needs some enticing) Good luck!

Nathan Garrett said...

Lol...